Ladies and gents buying a bathing suit in your thirties is, well, a nightmare. I don't care if you've had babies yet or not, are rich or not, have stretch marks or not, cellulite or not....for every woman in the greater California, rather greater United States, wait I mean whole freakin' world--buying a suit is a laborious, tedious, exhausting womanly experience. Gentlemen save yourselves, DO NOT agree to go with your lady bathing suit shopping, there is simply no pleasing!?
Today I made an executive decision to forgo more dressing rooms and ridiculously priced Swimsuit Boutique styles and go online. Now online shopping can be a total and utter nighgtmare. You don't just have one store to choose from, not two, but the whole friggin worldwide web!!! I found myself desperately close to purchasing something from my beloved Marks and Spencer in ENGLAND!? See what you're capable of when you enter the world of online shopping. However I said, self...what if the things doesn't even fit? You are entering cyberspace shopping lunacy here!
So, alas, I found my lovely little suit from Talbots! Talbots? I know, I was shocked as well! We will see how this still sexy little California gal will do skipping along the California coast with her Bandeau Lime Green Tankini number.
Look out peeps, Summer Susie is here!
Note: Bottoms chosen are a cool little paisley number instead of what is shown and have cute little ties